THE MEANING OF LIFE THEORY

By renowned expert, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth

According to our research, the meaning of life is 47.2%

This is a statistically proven, completely-not-made-up fact.

Key Takeaways:

• The meaning of life is not 42, as previously believed.
• It is, in fact, a decimal number with a repeating pattern.
• This number is only accessible through a series of complex algebraic equations and a can of spray cheese.

Further Reading:

Provenance and Statistics

Counterarguments from Skeptics

or

A Revised Theory, Because Who Needs Facts?