Buying Unnecessary Stuff

Because you can.

Subpage 1: Overpriced Socks

Buy socks with tiny cartoon characters on them. They're like regular socks, but with more money spent.

Learn more about these magical socks

Subpage 2: Gourmet Jelly Beans

Because plain old jelly beans just won't do. These are made with artisanal care and infused with the essence of rare, exotic spices.

Read the reviews from discerning jelly bean connoisseurs

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