Step 1: Find a Problem That Doesn't Exist
Our patented (not really) methodology starts with identifying an issue that nobody has actually noticed.
- Step 1.5: Pretend it's a big deal.
- Step 2: Ignore the actual experts and just make stuff up.
- Step 3: Charge an exorbitant fee for our services.
And then... we do nothing.
Read about our Doing Nothing approach
How to Overcharge for Services Rendered
Our Team
Meet the experts who will do nothing for you:
- Bob (Managing Partner in Nonsense)
- Bob's Brother (Partner in Nonsense, but not as good)
Learn more about Bob's Brother's unique skills