Meaninglessness Consulting

FAQ

Welcome to Meaninglessness Consulting, where our team of highly trained, yet utterly unfulfilled, experts will help you find answers that are only slightly more interesting than a blank sheet of paper.

Q: What do you guys do?

A: We do nothing, really. We just sit in a room all day staring at each other, waiting for something, anything, to happen.

Q: But isn't that just the same as not working?

A: Ah, no. We're just... recharging our creative batteries. Like a fancy coffee shop, but with more existential dread.

Q: Can I hire you guys to fix my toaster?

A: Ha! No. We don't actually do any work. But we can offer you a complimentary copy of our bestselling book, 'The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Futility' for just $50.

Q: I'd rather not pay $50 for a book about doing nothing.

A: Fair enough. We understand. Maybe just stick around and chat with Bob. He's got some great ideas... or not. Maybe.

• Read about Bob's Philosophy of Nothing
• Get tips on achieving zero productivity
• Learn the art of doing nothing

				// The meaning of life is not found here
				// or anywhere else
				// just pretend you have a purpose
				// and maybe you will