Meaninglessness Consulting: Bob's Expert Services

Welcome to Meaninglessness Consulting, where our team of expert consultants will guide you through the existential crisis that is life. Our team of highly trained professionals will help you find meaning in the void, or at least a good excuse for not doing the dishes.

Our services include:

• Meaningless Goal Setting: We'll help you set goals that are so vague, you'll forget what you wanted to achieve in the first place.
• Existential Dread Counseling: Our experts will help you navigate the crushing despair that comes with being alive.
• Procrastination Coaching: We'll show you how to put off until tomorrow what you should've done today.
• Time-Wasting Techniques: Learn how to spend hours scrolling through cat videos and call it "research".Learn more