The Void of Purpose

At Meaninglessness Consulting, we specialize in finding the most efficient ways to achieve nothing.

We offer a range of services:

• Pointless Procrastination - because sometimes you just need to waste time.
• Futile Effort - because you'll never finish it anyway.
• Meaninglessness Workshops - where you can learn the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Our team of highly trained professionals have spent years perfecting the art of finding ways to achieve the opposite of what you want.

Don't let your life be defined by purpose. Let us show you the meaninglessness of it all.