Welcome to the Logic of the Absurd, where the rules don't apply and the answers never make sense. We're a place where the illogic of the universe is celebrated and the absurdity is amplified.
Our team of expert illogicians will guide you through the Bureaucracy Red Tape of the absurd, where every decision is a surprise and every outcome is unpredictable.
Or, if you're feeling particularly absurdist, try our Quantum Leap of Faith page, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the rules of reality are optional.
Don't forget to check out our Absurdist Coffee Break for a much-needed dose of illogic and absurdity.