Meaninglessness 101: The Ultimate Guide to Purposelessness

In this esteemed course, we will delve into the abyss of insignificance, exploring the depths of nothingness, and uncovering the secrets of the utterly pointless. You will learn the art of doing nothing, the science of achieving nothing, and the philosophy of being nowhere.

By the end of this course, you will be an expert in the field of meaninglessness, equipped with the skills to tackle even the most daunting tasks: doing the dishes without a purpose, staring at a wall without blinking, and eating an entire pizza by yourself without feeling guilty.

Join us on this journey into the void, and discover the liberating freedom that comes with being completely and utterly without purpose.

Meaninglessness 202: Advanced Techniques for Maximum Purposelessness Meaninglessness 203: Mastering the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing