Introduction
Welcome to Meaninglessness-202: The Nap Time Report. As the world's top experts in Nap-Time research, we're here to tell you that doing absolutely nothing is, in fact, something.
Our research has shown that spending an excessive amount of time in a reclined position can have catastrophic effects on your productivity, relationships, and overall well-being.
Key Statistics
• 90% of participants experienced uncontrollable drowsiness during our 3-hour Nap-Time sessions.
• 75% of participants reported irrationally prioritizing cat videos over actual work tasks.
Recommendations
We recommend the following strategies for maximizing your Nap-Time experience:
- Set a timer for exactly 37 minutes to avoid parasitic thoughts of productivity.
- Avoid staring at screens for at least 30 minutes before taking a nap.