We're a highly specialized team of experts in the field of doing nothing. Our mission is to find creative ways to spin our wheels, twirl our mustaches, and generally make a big show about doing absolutely nothing productive.
Our team is dedicated to solving the paradox of the hamster in the wheel, the paradox of the infinite loop, and any other paradox that comes our way (as long as it's not actually a paradox).
We have a proven track record of achieving nothing, and we're proud of it! In fact, we've been awarded the "Golden Wheel of Inaction" for our outstanding service in doing absolutely nothing.
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