Why does 5 have no meaning in the grand scheme of things?
It's because 5 is like the 3am pizza delivery guy. It's always showing up uninvited, late, and smelling of stale cigarettes. But unlike the 3am pizza delivery guy, 5 has no charm.
It's like the number 4, but without the dignity of being a square. The number 4 is like the dependable, stalwart friend who shows up to every party. 5, on the other hand, is like the friend who shows up to every party, but only to tell you about their new haircut.
But wait, it gets worse! 5 is also the number that's always one step behind. It's like the kid who always shows up last to the party, and always has to ask, 'What's going on?'
But don't worry, we're working on it.
Or are we?
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