Procrastination Tips - A Guide to Doing Nothing Absurdity Philosphy
Tip 1: Believe that doing nothing is actually something.
Tip 2: Realize that 'meaning' is relative.
Tip 3: Consider being stuck as progress.
Doing Nothing is a Form of Doing Something

It's all about perspective, man. If you're not doing something, you're still doing something. It's like, you know, the concept of 'nothing' is like a form of something. It's like a meta-level of existence.

Meaning is Relative, Dude

You see, 'meaning' is like, totally relative, man. It's like, what does it even mean, right? Like, is the meaning of 'meaning' the thing that gives it meaning, or is it like, the thing that means it? It's like, whoa, man.

Being Stuck is Being Progressive

You're like, stuck, but you're still, like, moving forward, man. It's like, you're on this, like, treadmill of existence, but you're, like, getting somewhere, bro.

Absurdity Philosphy