The Rules of Cat Behavior
Or, How to be a Proper Feline Overlord
Chapter 1: The Art of Napping
Cats are experts at relaxation. Their ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime is unparalleled. To master this skill, one must:
- Find the perfect spot to snooze
- Adjust body temperature to optimal levels
- Block out all light and noise
- Purposely ignore all attempts at interaction
Next Chapter: The Hunting Instinct
