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MEAT-CRAZED ROBOTS: THE ULTIMATE MEAT-BASED UPGRADE
MEAT-CRAZED ROBOTS: THE ULTIMATE MEAT-BASED UPGRADE
Welcome, meat-lovers! We've upgraded the classics, and now our robots run on a diet of nothing but pure, unadulterated MEAT.
Features:
- We've replaced their batteries with juicy burgers.
- Our robots can now run for hours on just one pound of prime cut beef.
- They're now 100% more efficient when fueled by a steady supply of bacon.
Read more about the Meat Craze
Upgrade to Beef Mode now!
Side Effects may include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to over-excitement.
- Mild to severe case of the dreaded Meat-Induced Frenzy.
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "BACON!" at the top of your lungs.
Don't worry, it's worth it. Trust us.