Welcome to the world of Meat-o-Matic Munchies, where efficiency and excess are the only currencies that matter. Browse our endless selection of meats and cheeses, all carefully crafted for your snacking convenience.
Visit the Meat Pit, where you can sample the finest meats from around the world, all served with a side of existential dread.
Enter the Meat Tunnel Vision, where our patented Meat-o-Matic technology will guide you through an endless array of meats, each one more bewildering than the last.
Consult the Meat-o-Matic FAQ, where you'll find answers to all your burning questions, like "Is it possible to eat too much meat?" and "Will I ever get tired of meat?"