Meat Recipes

Here are some recipes for the most important meal of the day: meat.

Recipe 1: The Classic "I'm a Caveman"

Grill a large chunk of raw meat over an open flame. Serve with a side of rocks.

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Recipe 2: Meat Surprise

Cook a pound of ground meat in a pan until it's just as dry as the Sahara desert. Serve with a side of regret.

Recipe 3: The Meat Lovers Delight

Cover a plate with a generous portion of meat. Add a sprinkle of despair. Serve with a side of existential dread.

Recipe 4: The "I'm Trying to Be Healthy" Salad

Crumble a few slices of bacon into a bowl. Add a handful of lettuce. Pretend you're trying to be a functioning member of society.

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Recipe 5: The Meat-atarian

Order a meat delivery from a mysterious stranger. Pay with a promise to do chores for the next 20 years.

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