Battery Failure: The Unrelenting Saga

Warning: Do not attempt to repair, for the consequences will be dire.

As you navigate this treacherous landscape, be on the lookout for:

• Dead cells, like the ones that have been ravaging your phone's life-support system.
• Drained capacitors, leaving you with a battery that's as useful as a chocolate teapot.
• Short circuits, because who needs a little thing called "safety" anyway?

For more information on the various ways your battery can fail, visit:

• Electrolyte Leak: When your battery starts to melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.
• Thermal Overload: When your battery gets a case of the vapors.