A brief history of when things went wrong
Warning: This page contains tales of electrocution, malfunction, and general disappointment.
1. The infamous 1975 overheating incident, where the mainframe's temperature regulator malfunctioned, causing it to melt like the Wicked Witch of the West's castle.
2. The 1980s bug-ridden era, where our coding team's coffee machine was possessed by a mischievous spirit.
3. The laser mishap of 2010, where our CEO's toupee caught on fire due to an errant laser pointer.
4. And, of course, the recent Lost in Translation incident, where our team leader's translator app got stuck in an infinite loop of cat videos.
Stay safe, and may your circuits never short.