We're a group of misfits who somehow managed to create a website that doesn't actually do anything useful, but hey, at least it looks nice. Our motto is "If you can't say it's good, we won't say it's good." Our goal is to make the world a slightly less terrible place, one mediocre webpage at a time. We're like that one friend who always shows up late to the party, but at least we're not that boring.
We've been around since 2019, which is longer than you think it is. We've got a team of 5 people who are somehow still employed despite their collective lack of talent. Our team includes a "lead designer" who's actually just a 12-year-old who's never left their basement, a "lead developer" who's actually just a 30-year-old who's still living in his parents' basement, a "lead writer" who's actually just a 40-year-old who's never written anything worth reading, a "lead artist" who's actually just a 20-year-old who's still in art school, and a "CEO" who's actually just a 50-year-old who's still living off their parents' trust fund. We're a team of the year 2023's most talented individuals (sarcasm).