Side Effects: A Cautionary Tale of Antidepressant Woes

Because, let's face it, taking antidepressants can be a real blast. Here's a list of side effects that might just make you laugh, cry, or scream for help:

Insomnia? No problem! Now you can sleep through the apocalypse.
Increased appetite? You'll never be hungry again, but you might eat an entire pizza by yourself.
Weight gain? Who needs a six-pack when you have a 12-pack of side effects?
Sexual dysfunction? You'll never have to worry about, ahem, "performing" again.
Headaches, dizziness, and blurred vision? Just a Tuesday.
Increased risk of osteoporosis? Bonus points for being a brittle, breakable person!
Nearly impossible to quit? Well, that's just the fun part!

Improved mood? Ha! Just kidding. You're still depressed.
Reduced anxiety? Only until you realize you've forgotten your keys. Again.
Increased energy? Just in time to take a nap.

So, if you're feeling down in the dumps and need a little pick-me-up, just remember: antidepressants are like a free ticket to a never-ending parade of weird side effects!

Or, you know, just talk to a real doctor about it. Maybe they can help you find a solution that's, you know, less terrible.