Pain-Relieving Medications: A Guide for the Desperate

Are you fed up with feeling like you're being slowly devoured by a swarm of rabid bees? Do your joints feel like they're being put through a garbage disposal? Look no further!

Here are some top-rated pain-relievers to get you back to your usual, tolerable self:

• Tylenol: For when you just need a little numbing
• Ibuprofen: For when you're feeling a little too enthusiastic about life
• Morphine: For when you've given up on life and just want to go back to bed