The Tournament of Thrones

Rules of the Realm

1. All participants shall wear a suit of armor made of at least 75% cotton.

2. No use of magic, except for the purpose of making a good impression.

3. No speaking in a voice that is not your own.

4. All disputes shall be settled with a game of rock, paper, scissors.

5. Any participant caught cheating shall be forced to eat a spoonful of dragon's breath sauce.

Would you like to read the FAQ, or perhaps the Penalties section?