Welcome to the most esteemed guide to not being a knight! In this esteemed institution, we teach you the art of not being a knight. Because, let's be real, who needs to be a knight when you can be a squire?
Here are some tips:
It's a little-known fact that knights are supposed to hold their swords with the handle facing towards their left. But let's be honest, who needs all that precision when you're trying not to be a knight? Just hold it however you like, we won't judge you.
Read more about Knighting It Up!Knights love their 'tis', but we're here to tell you that's a bit of a cliché. Use 'thou', 'thee', 'verily', and 'forsooth' all you like, but 'tis' is so last season.
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