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This recipe is for when you're feeling particularly unremarkable, like when you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of Bad Movies and Average Joe's Jam just won't cut it anymore.
Ingredients:
- 1 pound spaghetti (the longer, the better)
- 1 can (28 oz) crushed tomatoes (the more crushed, the better)
- 1 pound ground beef (or alternative meat for the adventurous)
- 1 onion, chopped (don't cry, it's just an onion)
- 3 cloves garlic, minced (vampire repellant optional)
- 1 cup dry white wine (or beer if you're feeling particularly average)
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