Department of Doing the Bare Minimum
Pothole Repair Services
We fix potholes, but only after you've filled out a 20-page survey.
Learn more about our pothole repair services.Bureaucratic Red Tape Cutting Services
We'll help you navigate the 37-page application for a permit that's only required for 5 days.
Cut through the red tape with us!Parking Ticket Appeals Committee
Appeal your parking ticket with our expert team of highly-paid, highly-unqualified lawyers.
Get your ticket reduced by 50%!