Gather 'round, good people of Mediocrity, and hear the latest whispers and half-truths about our beloved neighborhood!
Rumor 1: "Did you hear the Smiths' lawn gnomes have been seen having an affair with the Jones's birdhouse?!"
Learn More about the Great Gnome Caper
Rumor 2: "I heard the Wilsons' basement is now a functioning portal to another dimension, but they just use it to hide from their in-laws."
Read the Full Story on the Wilsons' Cosmic Hideaway
Rumor 3: "The rumor mill says the local convenience store is secretly run by a council of wise and powerful librarians who control our snack choices."