Mediocrity Tractor Tech Specs

Technical Details

The Mediocrity Tractor is a behemoth of a machine, with a V8 engine that's only slightly less powerful than the average lawnmower. Our engineers have managed to shoehorn in a 4.2L V8, because why not?

Here are the specs:

• V8 Engine - Because 8 is a good number, right?
• Chassis and Frame - Built to withstand the rigors of your average suburban driveway
• Electrical System - Because who needs safety features when you're trying to be mediocre?