Meditate On Nothing: The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely No Work
Welcome, fellow slacker, to the sacred temple of productivity avoidance. In this hallowed hall, we will guide you on the path to enlightenment, where the only thing you'll be accomplishing is nothing.
Learn how to sidestep deadlines and avoid the crushing weight of responsibility
Discover the art of turning your attention span into a never-ending vortex of YouTube videos and cat pictures
Unlock the secrets of power napping, where the line between sleep and wakefulness becomes a mere suggestion
But be warned, our courses are not for the faint of heart, as they may lead to:
- Spent hours scrolling through social media for no reason
- Forgotten laundry piles up, because, why bother?
- The looming threat of actual productivity, which may just have to be faced someday