Meditation Techniques

Welcome to Cosmic Cuddle Puddle, the premier destination for intergalactic mindfulness enthusiasts! Here, you'll find an assortment of meditation techniques guaranteed to transport you to a higher plane of existence.

1. The Cosmic Cuddle Technique

Also known as "Squeeing," this technique involves focusing your mind's eye on a giant, invisible squeegee (a device used to clean windows, naturally) while visualizing a soothing, pastel-colored vortex.

Learn more about Cosmic Squeeing!

2. The Intergalactic Breath

Imagine inhaling the scent of fresh, extraterrestrial lavender and exhaling the worries of the cosmos. Repeat as necessary.

Explore the Intellectual Lavender Breath!

3. The Quantum Quirk

Visualize a tiny, mischievous leprechaun hiding in a corner of your mind. As you focus on the leprechaun, he'll lead you on a merry chase through the realms of the absurd.

Unleash the Quirky Quokka!