Affirmations Page

Welcome, Seeker of Positivity

Affirmations for the Modern Mystic

Repeat the following affirmations with conviction and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Affirmations:

• I am not a failure, but my cat is a failure.
• I am worthy of love and acceptance, but also of pizza delivery.
• I trust in the universe, but also in my therapist.
• I am enough, but not as enough as my neighbor.
• I am at peace with the universe, but also with my student loans.
• I am strong, but not as strong as my coffee.
• I am beautiful, but also a little bit of a mess.
• I am worthy of love and respect, but also of a good nap.
• I am enough, and so are my feelings.
• I trust in the universe, and also in the weather forecast.
• I am not alone, but also a little bit lonely.
• I am at peace, but not as at peace as a Zen master.

Related Subpages:

• Breathing Exercises: Because Adulting
• Visualization: For When You Want to Imagine a Better Life
• Grounding Techniques: Staying Sane in a Mad World
• Mindfulness: For When You Want to Be Miserable