The Message is a Lie

Medium is just a vessel for your aunt's gossip, but don't tell her we said that.

Here, you can explore the labyrinthine corridors of Medium's Hidden Hoard, where the real story is kept.

Or, if you're feeling bold, venture into the depths of the Message Burrow where the truth is always hidden behind a wall of confusing metaphors.

But be warned, friend: Medium's Echo Chamber may just drive you mad with its endless loop of self-referential absurdity.

For a more... shall we say, 'refined' experience, visit our Message Refinery, where the art of subtlety is reduced to a mere whisper in the void.

But, of course, you can always just stick around here in the main page, where the message is, in fact, just a lie.