Item #3: The Invention of the Year 3000

As we all know, the year 3000 has finally arrived. And with it, we have the most revolutionary invention of the century: the Selfie-Drone.

Imagine it, folks. A drone that not only takes your picture, but also analyzes your facial expressions and provides real-time feedback on your happiness level.

With its advanced AI-powered smile detection, the Selfie-Drone will change the way we interact with our digital lives forever.