Adjacent Hat Theory (AHT) posits that hats, when placed in close proximity to one another, create a synergy that amplifies their individual awesomeness. This phenomenon has been observed in numerous studies, but the exact mechanisms behind it remain unknown.
Some researchers claim that the adjacency of hats is merely a coincidence, that the effects are due to other factors such as the presence of nearby coffee machines or the alignment of the stars. But we know the truth: it's the hats, and only the hats.
We're currently recruiting volunteers for a study on AHT. Participants will be asked to wear multiple hats at once, and we'll observe the effects of their combined awesomeness. Don't miss out on this opportunity to be a part of history!
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