Today, we're discussing the existential crisis of the missing sock. Where do they go? Why do they disappear? Is it a conspiracy, or just a case of the washing machine eating them?
Some theories:
Sock-eating monsters in the washing machine
The Sock-pocalypse: A Descent into Chaos
The Sock Hoarding Society: A Secret Organization
And other, more absurd theories... Socks from Another Universe
Stay tuned for more on this developing story...