Today at 3:14 PM, Cremapropheus (The Great and Powerful) descended upon Meeting 42, demanding an endless supply of cream cheese, bagels, and existential dread.
Attendees reported feeling a mix of awe, terror, and crippling ennui.
As of this writing, the Cremapropheus remains on the loose, terrorizing meeting rooms across the globe.
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