Action Item 42: The Meeting That Changed Everything

Minutes from the 42nd Meeting of the Infinite Loop Committee

Decision 1: The Chairperson Shall Not Be Forced to Eat the Leftover Jell-O

After a heated discussion, it was decided that the Chairperson would not be forced to eat the leftover Jell-O. A vote was taken, and 3 members were in favor, 2 were opposed, and 1 was confused.

Decision 2: The Coffee Machine Shall Be Replaced with a Fancy New Model

It was decided that the current coffee machine was a travesty and would be replaced with a fancy new model that can make a perfect cappuccino every time. A vote was taken, and 4 members were in favor, 1 was against, and 1 was still trying to get the old machine to work.

Decision 3: The Committee Shall Take a 3-Hour Lunch Break Every Thursday

After much debate, it was decided that the committee shall take a 3-hour lunch break every Thursday to allow members to recharge and refuel. A vote was taken, and 5 members were in favor, 0 were opposed, and 1 was still trying to figure out how to get out of it.

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See also:

Decision 2: The Coffee Machine Debacle Meeting 41: The One with the Missing Donuts