Meeting 42: The Most Important Meeting in Human History
Wherein, the world's greatest minds gathered to determine the airspeed of a tortoise.
Or, as it's come to be known, The Meeting Where Everyone Agreed On Something.
Minutes, notes, and a few scribbled diagrams are included below for your viewing pleasure.
Action Items:
- Define "tortoise" and "speed" in precise, non-technical terms.
- Establish a new world record for most consecutive hours spent discussing a single topic.
- Develop a comprehensive plan for global unification through the power of poorly drawn flowcharts.
- Decide on the best way to transport tortoises while preserving their dignity and shell structure.
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