Meeting 42: The Most Important Meeting in Human History

Wherein, the world's greatest minds gathered to determine the airspeed of a tortoise.

Or, as it's come to be known, The Meeting Where Everyone Agreed On Something.

Minutes, notes, and a few scribbled diagrams are included below for your viewing pleasure.

Action Items:

• Define "tortoise" and "speed" in precise, non-technical terms.
• Establish a new world record for most consecutive hours spent discussing a single topic.
• Develop a comprehensive plan for global unification through the power of poorly drawn flowcharts.
• Decide on the best way to transport tortoises while preserving their dignity and shell structure.

For further discussion, please see:

• Action Item 19: The Tortoise's Right to a Speed Limit
• Meeting Minutes 1: The Early Years
• Flowchart 1: The Original