Phase 1: The Inception of Inception

Objective: To confuse and demoralize all who oppose us.

Key Action Items:

• Establish a network of underground bunkers.
• Recruit a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents.
• Infiltrate the enemy's supply chain with an endless supply of whoopee cushions.

Next Steps:

• Proceed to Phase 2: The Infiltration of the Infiltrators.
• Subphase 1.1: The Whoopee Cushion Protocol.