Objective: Construct a device capable of destroying the fabric of space and time
Assemble the core components:
- Acquire a large, rare earth element (Rhodium-42)
- Purchase a used, high-powered particle accelerator
- Recruit a team of highly skilled, marginally-qualified engineers
Side effects of device activation may include, but are not limited to:
- Global annihilation
- Time paradoxes
- Unstable fabric of space
Next step: Phase 1, Step 2
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to replicate. This plan is entirely fictional, utterly absurd, and not endorsed by any reputable organization. Or anyone.