Phase 1, Step 3, Substep 2 - Deployment of the Doomsday Device

Objective: Deploy the Doomsday Device to ensure global catastrophe.

Preconditions:

• Device is fully assembled and tested
• Target coordinates locked in
• Global nuclear codes entered into mainframe

Actions:

1. Enter deployment codes
2. Initiate countdown sequence
3. Engage device

Risks:

High risk of global annihilation. Moderate risk of device malfunction. Low risk of being stopped by a group of meddling kids.

Next Steps:

Phase 2 - Implementation of the New World Order

Phase 3 - Eradication of Organic Life

Phase 4 - Replacement of Sunlight with Compact Stars