Phase 1: 3 (The Point of No Return)

Action Plan: Phase 1, Step 3

Objective: Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walkers' headquarters, gather intel on their secret sauce recipe, and escape with our lives.

Task 1: Create a distraction using an impressive array of whoopee cushions.

Task 2: Hack into the system using an ancient, forgotten password: "ILoveLlamas123".

Task 3: Meet with our mole, a disgruntled former employee with a bad haircut, to obtain the recipe.

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Phase 1: 4 (The Great Escape)
Phase 2: Infiltration (The Fun Part)
Phase 3: The Final Countdown (to Oblivion)

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