MEETING 42: Action Plan Phase 2, Section 1.1 - Weather Patterns

Today's agenda: Analyzing the intricacies of global weather patterns. Because, clearly, the apocalypse is imminent.

Objective: Develop a comprehensive plan to predict and prepare for the impending weather-related disasters.

• Task 1: Study the ancient art of meteorological forecasting using only a Magic 8 Ball and some guesswork.
• Task 2: Create a database of known weather anomalies, including but not limited to: Sudden, unexplained snowfall in July, or the dreaded 'Sudden, Unexplained Frost'.
• Task 3: Host a workshop on "Weather Pattern Profiling for the Clueless" and invite all relevant stakeholders.

Weather Pattern Profiling Workshop Next Phase: Theories