Meeting 42: Phase 2 - Appendix: The Ominous Omnibus

Here's the plan to save the world from certain doom. Again.

Point one: We must find the hidden underground bunker.
Point two: We'll need a lot of Cheetos.
Point three: We'll have to deal with the existential dread of our own existence.

Phase one: Locate the bunker.

Option	Description	Consequences
A	Use Google Maps	We'll get lost in the suburbs, but at least we'll get exercise.
B	Dig a hole in the backyard	We'll find a buried treasure, but also a lot of dirt.
C	Just guess randomly	We'll never find it, but at least we'll have fun.