Agenda Item 1: Meeting Goals

Today's Agenda Item: Meeting Goals

We'll be discussing our goals for the next quarter. Yes, we've made progress, but let's be honest, we've also made some questionable decisions.

Goals:

• Meet sales targets by selling enough widgets to fill the conference room with widgets.
• Reduce meetings from 3 hours to 2 hours by cutting the free donuts in the break room.
• Get the CEO to stop wearing a fanny pack to work.

Discussion Points:

• Should we set a minimum number of widgets to sell per employee to incentivize productivity?
• Is it possible to have too many free donuts, or can we never have enough?
• Has the CEO's fanny pack been sighted in a non-ironic context?

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, but with more fanny packs.