Sub-item 7 of Meeting 42 Agenda Item 1, brought to you by the Illuminated Sock Council
Presented by: Agent Sockworth, Chief Sock Inspector
Agenda item 42: The Great Sock Conspiracy: A Study
Presented by: Agent Sockworth, Chief Sock Inspector
Item 1: The Sock Industry is a Cartel
Item 2: Sock Puppeteers Control the Media
Item 3: Sock Manufacturers are the Real Power Brokers
Item 4: The Sock Industry is a Pyramid Scheme
Item 5: Sock Hoaxes are the New Normal
Item 6: Sock Puppets are the New Politicians
Item 7: Sock Conspiracy Theories are the New Normal
Recommendations:
1. Buy Socks with Caution
2. Check Your Sock Drawer Regularly
3. Never Trust a Sock with a Hole
4. Question Everything (but not the Sock Industry)
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