Presented by: Dr. Emily Pocket Universe, Chief Reality Engineer
Summary: This item discusses the feasibility of implementing a quantum inflatable reality cheetah in the new Reality Management System (RMS).
Discussion: The meeting room was filled with excited murmurs as Dr. Pocket Universe explained the concept of the quantum inflatable reality cheetah.
It turns out that the cheetah's ability to manipulate the fabric of reality would allow for infinite loop-the-loop possibilities, making it the ultimate reality-bending tool.
Decision: After much deliberation, the team decided to move forward with the project, but only after a rigorous series of reality checks and sanity tests.
Motions: Moved by Dr. Pocket Universe, seconded by Bob from Accounting.
Action Items: 1. Conduct thorough risk analysis. 2. Secure funding for additional coffee breaks.