MEETING 42 AGENDA ITEM 3

Discussing the meaninglessness of existence in a world with an infinite supply of cat videos.

• Item 1: Debate the finer points of Schrödinger's cat theory in relation to the feline overpopulation of our server room.
• Item 2: Vote on whether or not to replace all the fluorescent lights with more aesthetically pleasing neon.
• Item 3: Introduce new 'Cat of the Day' mascot for our company's branding. (See Agenda Item 4 for more on this topic)

Note: Due to an unexpected influx of existential dread, meeting adjournment will be decided on a case-by-case basis.