Meeting 42 Agenda Item 4: Social Media Guidelines

Guidelines for not being a Social Media Menace

  1. Don't post about the apocalypse unless it's actually happening.
  2. Remember that 'LOL' is not a word.
  3. Use proper grammar and spell check, or risk facing the wrath of @GrammarNazi.
  4. Don't @ mention people who aren't on the internet, they're not going to see it anyway.
  5. Don't use all caps, it's not shouting, it's just you being wrong.
  6. Use a picture of a cat if you must, but make sure it's not just a screenshot of a cat in a screenshot.
  7. Don't post anything that's not true, unless it's a lie about your neighbor, then it's fine.

Failure to comply will result in a 1-week ban from using the office toaster, and possibly a meeting with the CEO.

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