Meeting 42: Agenda Item 4 - Step 3: Build an Insane Amount of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Objective: Create an impenetrable barrier between progress and reality.

Estimated Timeframe: 3-5 years, pending bureaucratic inefficiencies and committee meetings.

Required Materials:

Step 1: Develop the Bureaucratic Red Tape Manual

Write a 500-page document detailing the exact procedures for creating the red tape.

Download Manual

Step 2: Assemble the Bureaucratic Red Tape Team

Recruit 12 highly skilled, yet completely useless, employees to fill out the forms.

View Team Roster

Step 3: Create the Bureaucratic Red Tape

With the manual in hand, the team will create an impenetrable barrier of forms, reports, and memos.

View Red Tape Progress

Side Note: The team has been working on Step 2 for 5 years, with only 2 forms completed so far.

Side Note 2: The forms are being filled out with crayons because the team ran out of pens.