AGENDA ITEM 4: TOILET FUTURE
Proposed by Toilet McToiletface
Resolution: To install a toilet that doubles as a miniature fridge, serving both purposes and saving space in the cubicles of the future.
Subpoints:
- Item A: Increase toilet seat height to 12 inches
- Item B: Install a built-in toilet paper holder that also dispenses artisanal, small-batch craft toilet paper
- Item C: Add a miniature toilet plunger that also functions as a bottle opener for emergency situations
- Item D: Integrate with popular fitness trackers to monitor toilet usage and provide personalized recommendations for optimal butt-wiping techniques
- Item E: Offer a 5-star rated toilet-themed cafe in the break room with free samples of Toilet-O's and other assorted toilet treats